I think some of my favorite blog posts are in stream-of-consciousness format- just the most ridiculously random lists of nonsense. They are fun to write and follow no real rules. They showcase A LOT of what’s on my mind and catch us all up on many things YOU don’t care about.
Lucky for me and for you, tonight is going to be a stream of consciousness post: but I am setting a 5-minute timer and I will stop when the timer beeps. Because I would kinda like to go to bed tonight. And also… get up in the morning. Ya know, New Years Resolutions and all…
I am linking up to AllThingsFadra’s Sunday Stream Of Consciousness Party with this randomness-to-be.
Ready, Set, Go!:
Did you know that I grew up just outside Green Bay? So that means that I was there when the CheeseHeads went absolutely nuts in 1997 and 1998. Especially in ‘97 when they WON the Superbowl! I really wish I was in Green Bay tonight. All that cheese. It is fun to watch my Facebook wall and see all my old friends and acquaintances from Wisconsin “cheer” for the Pack and bash the Bears. I only wish I could hear their up Nort’ accents through the internet. Then I would smile.
I laid down on the couch this afternoon and watched the entire Packer vs. Bears game. I NEVER sit on the couch to watch TV. Much less lie down. The Manchild came upstairs after a rousing game of Super Mario Brothers and froze in his tracks, exclaiming, “ARE YOU RELAXING!” It was cool.
I got all dressed for church this morning and got all the healthy kids ready… then out of nowhere lost my temper, yelled at the little dears, and decided not to go. Nylons and all. I think this has something to do with the fact that The Manchild has been sick for over 3 weeks now and his sleeping in makes me want to strangle him. Or send the baby in to the bedroom to sit on his head. Either way, I’ve announced today that he is not allowed to sleep in ever again in his entire life.
Our dog has been staying with some friends for almost a week now. We miss her! And are still looking for a permanent new home for her. Hmmm… even though she is gone, I still found pee-pee in my house today where it didn’t belong. Apparently, I am not good at house-breaking dogs or kids. “Darling! If you aren’t going to pee in the toilet, then at least find a garbage can!”
We played Uno Attack tonight and whilst playing, the Manchild kept reaching over and rubbing my back, pinching my rear, and otherwise annoying me. He did this ON PURPOSE… in order to catch a glimpse of my cards. After nicely asking him to “please stop touching me” I punched him in the ribs. Softly.
Ten minutes later, my 5-year old, who was ON MY TEAM started rubbing my back and singing annoyingly in my ear… just to make me squirm and thereby catch a glimpse of HER OWN CARDS! Where do these people come from?!
On a completely separate note, I have never felt so unattractive as I feel tonight. It’s the bangs I decided to cut a few weeks ago. Remind me to never do that again. Also, remind me not to eat 1.5 ice cream sandwiches per day when I would like to actually be dropping pounds.
Have you ever eaten breaded and fried chees curds? Packers. Cheese. Cheese Curds. High School. Skinny. Bangs. Ketchup.
I just looked at the timer and saw that I had 30 seconds left. Then my brain froze like an ice cream sandwich. That was a dumb ending.
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